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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am a music teacher for preschool-8th grade. One of my favorite parts of my job is hearing the funny things my students say.  These are quotes from students.</description><title>Students: Comedians of My Life</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mystudentsarefunny)</generator><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>adastia:

verybusyandimportant:

cherrispryte:


Fred McFeely...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4b441c807185fe7c9fb0100ed833f8c/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb653bc78d8699659f488c4b0ceeb145/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2639ca177b513daa74639efe01b5ed2/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b783be92bf5a75a4bf729bc2f53e3833/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47732ccfa2481f15a2019d35dbe5f60f/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d0e3523d5eecd5739172d3247362933/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7b0c29ce95a1b6c9951439035329a1e/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d6cbfbace5371911b36dadc11baaf04/tumblr_miwfokNHjc1rc2rr6o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adastia.tumblr.com/post/44237383453/verybusyandimportant-cherrispryte-fred"&gt;adastia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://verybusyandimportant.tumblr.com/post/44197342486/cherrispryte-fred-mcfeely-rogers-march-20"&gt;verybusyandimportant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cherrispryte.tumblr.com/post/44176557190/fred-mcfeely-rogers-march-20-1928-february-27"&gt;cherrispryte&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Fred McFeely Rogers &lt;em&gt;(March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh. Sobbing. Okay.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;actual tears&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;omg crying&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/45893862952</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/45893862952</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:31:38 -0400</pubDate><category>mr. rogers is the actual best</category></item><item><title>3/20/13</title><description>&lt;p&gt;8th grader: &amp;#8220;I can&amp;#8217;t ballroom dance. I&amp;#8217;m 14!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/45890281860</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/45890281860</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:35:17 -0400</pubDate><category>8th grade</category></item><item><title>3/20/13</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Me: &amp;#8220;Ooh looks like Katie has figured out what I&amp;#8217;m gonna sing.&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;
Katie (kindergarten): &amp;#8220;That&amp;#8217;s because I have a brain.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/45890217589</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/45890217589</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:34:23 -0400</pubDate><category>kindergarden</category></item><item><title>1/17/13</title><description>&lt;p&gt;2nd grade student: (While gesturing to my clothes) I just love everything about what you&amp;#8217;re wearing. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/40927735584</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/40927735584</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 10:59:00 -0500</pubDate><category>2nd grade</category></item><item><title>9/21/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;2nd grade student: &amp;#8220;So if I was a teacher I would be called Ms.?&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me: Yes. And then if you were married you would be Mrs. with your husbands last name if that&amp;#8217;s what you choose to do.&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2nd grade student: &amp;#8220;YOU TAKE YOUR HUSBAND&amp;#8217;S LAST NAME?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/32007908134</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/32007908134</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 18:25:43 -0400</pubDate><category>2nd grade</category></item><item><title>9/21/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;6th grade student: &amp;#8220;Who&amp;#8217;s the composer of the month?&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me: &amp;#8220;Johann Pachelbel&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6th grade: &amp;#8220;Last month was Johann Sebastian Bach. Do you have to be named Johann to be a famous composer?&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/32007625739</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/32007625739</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 18:21:16 -0400</pubDate><category>6th grade</category></item><item><title>9/21/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;2nd grade student: &amp;#8220;I have something to ask you&amp;#8221; (Student pulls out piece of paper from her pocket). &amp;#8220;Will you do your (reading off the sheet) Louis Armstrong impression for us?&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty sure her older sister had her ask, but it&amp;#8217;s funny that she had it written down and everything. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/32007495275</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/32007495275</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 18:19:11 -0400</pubDate><category>2nd grade</category></item><item><title>5/11/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Me: &amp;#8220;Okay boys and girls, now that we&amp;#8217;ve identified this movement from Carnival of the Animals as the lion, we&amp;#8217;re going to move to the music like lions. But, you need to stay on your carpet square.&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Second Grader: &amp;#8220;No! You&amp;#8217;re keeping me in my cage!&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/22868644347</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/22868644347</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 20:02:31 -0400</pubDate><category>2nd grade</category></item><item><title>4/13/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;6th grader: I want to be in a comedy with Josh Hutcherson.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/21066545341</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/21066545341</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:18:51 -0400</pubDate><category>6th grade</category></item><item><title>4/12/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just assigned a research project to 7th grade they have to pick a country and give a presentation about the music. &lt;br/&gt;
One student asked..&lt;br/&gt;
7th grade: Can I pick England because Adele is from there?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/21022210431</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/21022210431</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:24:10 -0400</pubDate><category>7th grade</category></item><item><title>4/12/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Preschooler: &amp;#8220;Ms. M, Peter Parker is Spiderman..isn&amp;#8217;t that awesome!?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/20990747074</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/20990747074</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:30:23 -0400</pubDate><category>preschool</category></item><item><title>4/2/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;6th grade student: &amp;#8220;Beethoven was a playa&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/20382307816</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/20382307816</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:11:37 -0400</pubDate><category>6th grade</category></item><item><title>3/13/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Student 1: &amp;#8220;I can&amp;#8217;t wait till after Lent when we can say the a-word again.&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Student 2: &amp;#8220;The a-word?? What..oh you meant THAT a-word. I thought you meant the OTHER a-word.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/19273145049</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/19273145049</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:05:42 -0400</pubDate><category>5th grade</category><category>6th grade</category></item><item><title>3/12/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;3rd grader: &amp;#8220;I wish I was a music teacher so I could play all these instruments all day, whenever I want!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/19192755468</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/19192755468</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:16:26 -0400</pubDate><category>3rd grade</category></item><item><title>3/9/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(while listening to part of the Planets by Holst)&lt;br/&gt;
5th grade student: Is there one called &amp;#8220;The bringer of hamburgers?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/19018069862</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/19018069862</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:37:44 -0500</pubDate><category>5th grade</category></item><item><title>2/6/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Where are you from? You look very Europe-y.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18861303258</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18861303258</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:10:24 -0500</pubDate><category>3rd grade</category></item><item><title>2/26/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Me: (Singing) Nanny goat, nanny goat you can&amp;#8217;t catch a billy goat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Me: What do we think a nanny goat is?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1st grader: A goat that takes care of the other goats when they have lots of work.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18441847756</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18441847756</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 12:09:00 -0500</pubDate><category>1st grade</category></item><item><title>2/23/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Me: &amp;#8220;We&amp;#8217;re gonna learn a song about a key today (showed them a key and put it on the ground).&lt;br/&gt;
 (singing) I have lost my closet key in my lady&amp;#8217;s garden&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;
Me: &amp;#8220;Okay boys and girls what did I lose?&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;
Preschooler: &amp;#8220;Your key!&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;
Me: &amp;#8220;Where did I lose it?&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;
Preschooler: &amp;#8220;Ms M, it&amp;#8217;s on the ground next to your shoe!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18139924083</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18139924083</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:11:04 -0500</pubDate><category>preschool</category></item><item><title>2/21/12</title><description>&lt;p&gt;7th grade student: &amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;re a music teacher..you know everything!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18095505155</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/18095505155</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:27:55 -0500</pubDate><category>7th grade</category></item><item><title>Me (Singing): I'm swimming like a fishy, swimming all around, I'm swimming like a fishy and now I'm falling down!&#13;</title><description>Me (Singing): I'm swimming like a fishy, swimming all around, I'm swimming like a fishy and now I'm falling down!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Preschool student: Fishys don't fall! </description><link>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/17783128288</link><guid>http://mystudentsarefunny.tumblr.com/post/17783128288</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:39:37 -0500</pubDate><category>preschool</category></item></channel></rss>
